I have three major plans for my life should my early death not occur.
1. Become a world Scrabble Champion. I feel this is a viable career option, but I have been told that there is more money in Monopoly. 2. Be a Trophy Wife. I do realise that I will have to bleach my hair and change my name to Candi, but that's a price I'm willing to pay. 3. Have Bill Gates' love child then extort huge amounts of money for child maintenance.
These are my plans and I will not be swayed from following them to conclusion.